Oh How i dont do puke...

I have never been good at dealing with puke... just ask my kids as soon as they were old enough to understand that pukeing means mom will join in they just knew that getting out a door, to the kitchen floor or a toilet was their easiest clean up ... just ask MJ she told a puke story to my aunt and cousins ... I ALMOST felt like a bad mom but NOT QUITE....
ANYWAY...
Stephanie called me this morning said she was running late because Bradley was puking... GAH

He got here... was all smiles *Silly boy does not realise he is ill* and about an hour after he got here he was sitting on my lap and I KNEW he was going to puke... so I picked him up and ran for the kitchen sink... he puked all over him self and me... the kitchen floor and sink... it looked like grapes and snot... I GAGGED as i stripped him and cleaned us up... HE IS NOT BIG ENOUGH YET to HAVE to clean it himself...

HE smiled and took off running nakid around the house as I gagged and cleaned...
Got him redressed in clean clothing of course ... and a bit later his daddy called *cory knows momma dont do puke*  he was on his way to work... asked me if I was ok... told him yeah i think the puke session is over...

a bit later bradley was being quiet... this means one of two things... he is into something or he is pooping...
I walked across the room and the SMELL HIT ME... the boy had the nastiest poop of his entire 17 months 20 some odd days of life....

I suspect he ate something that was close to going bad... cause it was sooooooooo nasty.
he had a popscicle some juice and finally went to sleep... I have lysoled and cleaned and STILL smell the acky smells...

Have I mentioned I dont handle puke well???

Hurry up mama, Grandma needs a shower and to go vote then to the store cause shes not about to try to take a slightly ill, happy baby to the polls or the store... JUST IN CASE  ya know.